Thursday, 25 October 2018

Sobering thought


This time next week, we’ll be in November. Jesus, this year has flown by like a lost Red Arrow flying by a lighthouse. I guess it’s because I’ve had so much going on, and so much to think about. I’ve been so concentrative on what’s happening right in front of me that I’ve been blissfully unaware of time passing. Maybe that’s a lesson you can learn from me – if you find your life dragging on, just get someone pregnant and then change jobs. Next thing you know it’ll be six months later and you’ll be wondering what happened to Summer.

With less than two months until parenthood (excuse me a moment while I try to stop my hands shaking from the panic and adrenalin…….) I’m thinking of stopping drinking. Philippa has been off alcohol since well before a missed period, and it’s not as much fun downing a bottle of wine alone. I want to start my career as a father as I mean to go on – by being there and being supportive, and by setting a good example – so being teetotal when little Sproglette appears feels like the right thing to do. Plus – let’s be honest here – there’s a little tradition called ‘wetting the baby’s head’ and I figure that if I haven’t had a drink for eight weeks or so, when I go out to celebrate the birth of Junior I’ll get pissed on less than a fiver.

RC 25-10-18

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