Melting scrotum

I genuinely cannot remember ever being hotter than I have today. I’ve had three showers, changed my underwear twice, and consumed about 16 litres of cold water and I STILL don’t feel refreshed. We are not designed to cope with these temperatures in Britain. And the real pisser is – now we’ve had a couple of days to get used to it, it’ll stop. We’ll be back in the early twenties Celsius, at best, by the end of the weekend.

RC 25-7-19