as promised...

TEN MADE UP FACTS ABOUT ANIMALS

The smallest known species of wasp has a nest that is smaller than a hummingbird’s iris.
Jason Statham has a tattoo of a piglet on his knee.
Mesopotamian penguins were 47 feet in length and existed on a diet of Scrabble tiles.
If you microwave a hippo’s earlobes they react like a piece of popcorn.
The Finnish word for ‘Venison’ is ‘Taystihedjhorss’
Male Latvian wrangle goats have tongues that glow in the dark.
It takes 17,000 pelicans to make a bowl of birds nest soup.
One in every four insects on Earth is a lapsed Catholic.
The only animal hardy enough to exist in a lava-filled vacuum is a rare breed of dog called a Poodleschmidtt.
Domesticated sheep are so stupid that if you asked one to swallow a crossbow bolt it would thank you and marry your daughter. 

RC 3-3-17