Victims

We weren’t the only ones who suffered property redecoration attacks last night. Someone’s fence was pushed over, and old Mrs Norris had her bin set fire to. She called the police and asked them to come out and investigate what she referred to as ‘dangerous and malicious vandalism.’ They said they were too busy, and that she shouldn’t worry as it just sounded like a case of ‘over-enthusiastic joviality.’
Maybe they should be looking for Ken Dodd.

RC 3-11-09