The answer is blowin' in the wind

We had a great conversation during break last night.. Jared was overwhelmed with flatulence and was happily letting rip while everyone was trying to enjoy their soup or fry-up. One of the nicer till girls – a young redhead named Amy – was ranting about men and their gaseous anal expulsions, saying “You’re disgusting. Women only break wind because it’s medically inadvisable to hold it in, and we only ever do it in private. Men will fart anywhere. A man would fart at a funeral. Men love to fart.”
Steve from the warehouse replied “Of course we do – it’s the closest thing we get to childbirth…. Pain – strain – release, then you send them off on their own into the world.”
To which I couldn’t help but add- “And just like children – no-one ever appreciates them as much as you do.”
I will miss our little chats..

RC 20-11-09