Tuesday, 5 May 2020

Rory's Grand Plan for Restarting


We should hear this week what the government plan is for releasing some people from lockdown, and how they hope to get the country up-and-running again.
I have a few ideas of my own:

Ice cream vans are essential – let’s get these out and about as soon as possible.
Driving ability will be a determining factor in how soon you can go back to work. Careful drivers will be the first to be set free.
Anyone who ignored the rules and kept meeting up with people outside their homes should be locked inside for a further six months.
You’re only allowed to stop for petrol if you’ve pre-ordered it online and booked a time slot. (bit self-centred this one, I admit…)
Anyone (especially Chesworths) should be allowed to have gatherings on the beach, as long as they strictly stay 2metres away from each other. This would give those of us in counties with coastlines a wonderful opportunity to enjoy the Summer, without endangering lives.

RC 5-5-20

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