Thursday, 13 June 2024

thoughts on a future venture

I'm starting to wonder whether or not I should take a stab at starting a cult myself. Watching the leaders of this weird group we have staying with us at the moment I am struck by just how much power they seem to hold over the people in their 'flock' and I'm thinking how easy it must be to take advantage of that and manipulate them. I mean - there must be something in this cult business or there wouldn't be so many of them still in existence and littering recent history. There have been some terrible incidents and horrific stories and the press coverage has never been favourable, and yet still there are a huge number of these things successfully recruiting and flourishing. Maybe The One True Rory should get in on this action...
I mean, I'm above average intelligence, I can be witty, I can be charming; they seem to be the main criteria incumbent on a person at the top of a cult pyramid. Smile at 'em and fill 'em with religious-sounding waffle and they'll follow you into a forest and tithe themselves into bankruptcy. That seems to be the form.
Would I not be capable of such things?
I've watched Nathan do his Priest thing several times and he has the congregation in the palm of his hand every Sunday, and he's not exactly charismatic. He's about as engaging as a toothbrush, if I'm honest, but probably not as good for your teeth.
I don't know what our aims would be, nor what I would expect my followers to adhere to, and I'm not saying it's a done deal as a career plan, but I'll give it some more thought and get back to you.

RC 13-6-24

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