A
list of things I would genuinely rather do than ever have to sit through “The
Lord of The Rings: The Return of The King” again:
Burn my drums.
Push sharpened chopsticks slowly
into my pupils.
Be used as a sex toy by all 53
members of last year’s Philadelphia Eagles squad.
Give up solid food for the rest
of my life.
Ride a bicycle naked from my home
in Suffolk all the way to Edinburgh, with no drinks allowed for the duration,
and diverting my way deliberately through every hedge full of nettles I spot in
the first 50 miles.
RC 26-8-18
RC 26-8-18
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