Thursday, 5 April 2018

A visit to render me speechless


My area manager rolled up for an on-site catch-up today, sporting a suit that made him look like a comedian from the 70s and driving a car that cost more than the combined annual wages of my workforce.
Something is very wrong in the way company finances are distributed amongst its employees, I feel.
Anyway, we had the usual mind-numbing discussions. Four hours of a narcissistic egomaniac spouting ‘management-speak’ as if his brain would explode if he uttered less than 150 words per minute. A pointless ‘walkabout’ during which he waved his arms elaborately as if we were being filmed from afar and he wanted to look expressive. A ‘meet the troops’ lunch in the canteen where he spoke loudly about being ‘just one of the team’ while eating using cutlery he had brought with him.
He is, to be fair, a dick. A proper educated-to-within-an-inch-of-his-inheritance dick with countless hours in the boardroom but scant seconds on the shop floor who spouts trendy corporate buzzwords without having the faintest understanding of what it’s like to be a worker.
I’m so glad my ambitions never involved being someone like him. I may not earn as much, but at least I have people working under me who seem to like me, and I’m not over-inflated by my own self-importance to the point of internal explosion.
He left just after 3pm and I nearly collapsed with exhaustion.

RC 5-4-18

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