Acquirement over; let wrapping commence!

I had a mad burst of online shopping today and I think I’ve finished Christmas. It got a bit frenzied, manic and indulgent at one point. I got click-happy and chased the rush of the purchase by chucking any old shit into my virtual basket thinking “Buy! Buy! Buy! You can decide who to give it to later, but buy it now, NOW, NOW!!!”
I daren’t tell you what the final bill came to, but sod it, it’s only once a year. I may have blown a months wages on items that no-one who receives them will be interested in, but sod it, it’s only once a year. I may have gone against all my beliefs and fallen into the annual trap that engulfs lesser, more materialistic mortals, but sod it, it’s only once a year.
And thank God it is only once a year, or I’d be bankrupt, homeless and destitute. 

RC 19-12-16
2040 GMT