Love those subsidised social clubs

The party tonight should be good, but only because Hannah is coming with us. She and I can get involved in some sibling drinking and chatting while Philippa knocks back wine with her sporty chums. Apparently there’s live music and some ‘Hallowe’en games’ planned but personally I’ll be happy with some free grub and a cheap bar. 
It’s so nice to know I won’t be home getting pestered by trick-or-treaters. You’d think we’d be safe living in our little house in the Suffolk countryside but last year we had a group turn up unexpectedly. We gave them an apple and one Celebrations each and sent them on their way. 
This year I’ve bought in loads of Haribo and some fun-size Bounty, but they’re for personal use, not to share with the little shits who might come a-knocking. That’s one good thing about Hallowe’en - you get some lovely offers in the sweet aisle!

RC 31-10-15