You’d be amazed how many people have asked me for my opinion on the ‘diesel emissions evasion scandal.” I really don’t care and I really don’t know much about it but I feel I should say something in reply, so I just direct them to the company website. I’m sure there’ll be a statement of some kind in there amongst the crap about Christmas and the excuses for people getting less storecard points than they used to.
Today we are seeing our old boss, Tom. You remember? Philippa’s uncle, Father Of Many, Collector of Crystals and Believer of Shite Spiritualism, the ‘Wallpaper King of North Norfolk’? He wants to see us about something and so invited us over for a meal and Philippa felt obliged to say ‘yes.’ Last time this happened he had some ludicrous job offer that would have seen us take on a franchise and probably bankrupt ourselves, so I’m looking forward to it about as much as an elephant looks forward to root canal on it’s tusks. My plan is to take at least three bottles of wine and drink them all before he starts talking..
RC 3-10-15
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