I haven’t been cycling for months and I’ve still ended up with haemorrhoids. Apparently once you’ve had them once you have a weakness in your anus that can be re-aggravated by poor diet or straining on the bog or even cold weather. I don’t understand it exactly but I can certainly tell you it’s painful. It feels like I’ve got a rhino up my arse.
I read my Employee Handbook and piles aren’t listed on the chart of acceptable medical reasons for missing work - even if they are the size of grapefruit and hanging out of my arse-crack like baubles on a Christmas tree. I still might call in sick though. These beggars are itchy, and if I stand on the supermarket floor scratching my hole with a biro they’d soon send me home, I’m sure.
Oh well - back to the comfy cushion.
RC 15-12-12
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