Poems

I haven’t done any haiku for a while, so here are some verses compiled from my deathbed:

My temperature
is up over a hundred
and I feel dizzy

Swimming is great fun,
unless there are lots of kids
who piss in the pool

Love is like a drug.
It soon becomes expensive
and ruins your life

So many parents…
filling our world with fat kids…
they cannot afford

If I were a turd
I’d float around the toilet
like a bobbing cork

When I was just ten
I knew I would end up rich.
How wrong can you be?

RC 9-2-11