Crap posting, and a Crapoem

I may have sorted my formatting issue, and it turns out it may have been my fault. I can't be bothered to go into details, and it really doesn't matter anyway, and I don't suppose the font size is the important thing when (if) you read this blogsite, I imagine the content is far more important than the aesthetics. But I thought I'd tell you anyway.
And now I shall return to the poetry.

This one is called "Terrible Attempt At Romantic Rhyming"

Imagine a new couple, sitting together on the beach after a Summer swim, with one of them trying to explain their feelings to the other:

 

The sea is so blue

The sky is..... also blue

I don't love the heat

But I love you

The heat makes me prickly

And brings out a rash

and I cool off my skin

In the waves as they crash

I have to buy tablets

to calm down my hives

while others enjoy

the best day of their lives

The beach makes folk happy

They sit in the sun

with picnics and beer

having family fun

But for me it's like torture

it buggers my skin

I go red and blotchy

from ankle to chin

So you see, I'm uncomfortable

sitting on sand

But I'm glad to be here

Coz I'm holding your hand

RC 6-7-23