I am not enjoying these Clumsy-Man-In-His-30s times that I seem to be going through often.
There really is nothing nice about having my leg restricted by a bandage. I'm a huge fan of seeing women wearing stockings, but if this is a similar sensation then I'd tell them not to put themselves through it.
Leg hairs get very itchy when they've been flattered by a medical tubigrip thing.
If you've never had a sprained knee yourself, then take it from me - the worst thing you can do is wake up with an itchy foot, forget you have been damaged, and bend your knee quickly so it's easier to scratch your foot. I'm surprised they didn't hear my scream in Belgium.
And a quick haiku to finish with:
I hate my body
It has knees made of tissue
And repairs slowly
RC 2-4-22
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