Shite start to the month

I am becoming a true middle-aged moaner, but the weather is really pissing me off. I popped out today for some supplies, and everyone was wearing Winter coats, some of them accessorised by scarves and hats.
It’s ridiculous.
What we need is an acceleration of global warming so I can stop being cold in Spring, so if you could all go out for an unnecessary drive – preferably in a gas-guzzling, knackered old petrol vehicle – it would be much appreciated. Let’s work together on this people, and we can drive the average temperature up by 3 degrees by 2025 and be basking in Mediterranean splendour each March.

RC 1-5-21