Tuesday, 14 July 2020

Does this count as 'Accidental Gluttony'?


I think I’ve set a new record for the number of insects ingested while enjoying a long bike ride. Once the pain in my intestines had subsided from last night’s onslaught (about 3.15 this afternoon) I thought it important to do some exercise, to try and work off some of the huge quantities of tiger bread rolls I ate last night. Unfortunately, Suffolk’s entire population of flying bugs had decided to take to the air and aim for the first open mouth that came along…
Bastards.

RC 14-7-20
1917 BST

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