Tuesday, 8 October 2019

Nature Question


Why is it that anytime I sit on a patch of grass I end up covered in ants or spiders? I can’t have my arse on the ground for more than 2 minutes without my leg hairs bristling with insects. Do I exude some pheromone or odour that is irresistible to them?
Or do I just piss them off by sitting on their house?

RC 8-10-19

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