Some random scribblings

In five months time, it will nearly be Hallowe’en…

There seem to be a lot of empty seats at the French Open, especially for the morning matches. I’m really tempted to book a couple of days off work and pop over to Paris for some live tennis action.

RORY PREDICTS – a Conservative leadership election, then a General Election, then a hung parliament, then a botched Brexit, then a massive recession. Basically another 3 years of absolute mayhem as a few hundred Westminster elitists flush our country down the toilet while bashing their egos against each other in a pointless points-scoring exercise.

I love having Autumns that feel like Summers, but then having Springs that feel like Winters is too high a price to pay.

Boris Johnson looks like the result of a mating between Donald Trump and a boiled egg.

Theresa May looks like the result of a mating between Ann Widdicombe and a scarecrow.
And to think I used to fancy her….

RC 29-5-19