Tuesday, 23 April 2019

St. Gorges Day


Today I crashed back into normality with such force I left a crater the size of Alaska.
The joys of a relaxed Bank Holiday disintegrated into a dark cloud of Management Wankspeak and Head Office Pressure from a group of ‘higher-uppers’ who seemed distraught to be back at work for the first time in five days and determined to take it out on those below them.
Tossers.
Anyway – I battled on through the pain and managed to visit all 4 garages I control in one day, which is no small achievement (especially given that every few minutes I had to reply to another pointless, but apparently urgent, e-mail from Those Above Me.)
We were selling off Easter Eggs at a ridiculously low price, and I’m guessing there must be a website somewhere on which the gluttonous masses of Suffolk notify each other when there is cheap chocolate to be had, because we had a constant stream of fat-arsed, manky-skinned, American-looking Neanderthals streaming into each garage to fill their bingo-winged arms with goodies to take home and indulge in.
It turned my stomach, but at least the shelves are empty now and we can fill them up with sun-care products. Nothing like a hot weekend to get your senior management orgasmic about cashing in on the After-Sun.

RC 23-4-19

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