Wednesday, 30 January 2019

Eeee-yew


I had a meeting with a big supplier today to talk about how Brexit might affect fuel prices and deliveries. I spent most of the time thinking “What the Hell is going on? How has the world, and my life, reached a stage where I’m discussing contemporary politics, border controls and 40-year old trade agreements which may or may not come back into effect in a few weeks’ time?”
In the end I just said to the guy “I have to be honest, mate, most of this is beyond me.” He breathed a huge sigh of relief and said “Thank God. I’ve been doing these meetings all week and I really don’t have the faintest idea what we’re talking about.”
We spent the next hour drinking coffee and chatting about the upcoming Super Bowl.
I’m fairly intelligent and I like to pay attention when I can, but this whole out-of-the-EU palaver has just baffled and bored me beyond description. I think my plan from here until the end of March (or whenever the Hell it finally gets sorted out) is to ignore all the scare-mongering, shit-housing and shenanigans and just have faith that people with greater minds than mine will get it sorted and get us to a positive conclusion. I don’t really believe that will happen, but that attitude seems to be working for most of the British population so I’m just gonna go along with it.

RC 30-1-19

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