According
to the stats section of my homepage on blogger, this is the 2222nd
blog I have posted.
I
would love to do a well-researched, fact-packed collection of paragraphs all
about the number 2222 and its relevance to humankind and human history, but I’m
very tired and very busy, due to the fact that we have a 10-day old baby in the
house!
So
instead, I have decided to mark the occasion with a list of predictions about
what I think the world will be like in the year 2222AD:
The Sun (in space) will be
sponsored by The Sun (the newspaper) and will effectively be a big advertising
logo hanging in the sky all day.
My descendants will include a
Nobel prize-winning physicist, a celebrated author of romantic fiction, and a
criminal/hero responsible for the assassination of an unpopular political
leader.
Ed Sheeran will still be
dominating the singles charts.
Our bodies will have rapidly
evolved to the point where we are born with a smartphone embedded in the palm
of our hand.
Nipples will be the official currency
of Europe.
A lunar colony will have been
established on the Moon. It will be located at a site called ‘The Boris Johnson
Memorial Crater’ which was created by that bumbling British f**kwit crash-landing
there after being launched into space by NASA following an ill-advised comment at
Donald Trump’s birthday party.
Scrabble will be known as ‘Tiley-Word-Pain.’
Human involvement in sport will
have been reduced to voting from home via a keypad while watching
genetically-enhanced robots fight each other with celery sticks.
The Queen will still be our
monarch.
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