Triplets

3 Reasons I like the NFL, even though I’m not a big sports fan

It goes on for ages, so it’s a good excuse for long drinking time and lots of snacks.
There are loads of breaks in play, so you can nip off to the loo quite often.
All the participants wear helmets, so you’re not being exposed to the spectacle of self-obsessed, narcissistic, twenty-year-old millionaires constantly preening their poncey two-hundred-pound haircuts every time they think the camera is on them, like in other sports I could mention.  

3 facts about the Planet Earth that I WISH were true

There is a volcano on the island of Cuba that spews out lukewarm custard.
Every nation on Earth has at least one town called Vagina.
98% of Antarctic icebergs are shaped like Donald Trump’s fringe.

3 Truths about my childhood that I’ve never revealed in this blog

I once stole a bike from a friend of mine and blamed it on my sister.
I once ate a snail - complete with shell - to impress an older girl.
I once got pushed into a hawthorn hedge and nearly damaged my eye.

RC 23-1-18