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Yes, I know. I spelt Mediterranean wrong yesterday. That bastard interfering Spellcheck thing was even telling me it was wrong when I first wrote it but I was convinced it was wrong and I was right.  It’s the heat, you see. It affects us all in different ways. Some people sweat more or get tired; I become arrogant and lose my ability to spell. And even though it’s cooler today, that may be continuing. I’m not completely unconvinced that I haven’t just used ‘affects us all’ when I should have used ‘effects’ with an E.
The good thing is I don’t care. People who get arsey about grammar are people I place on a par with people who say global warming is a myth and people who have Chinese language tattoos but are English.

RC 17-9-16