Triple Twatness

I broke three of my own rules yesterday. Naughty Rory. First, I wrote and posted a blog post while still at work. Using the work computer. Second, I allowed myself to get interested in a football match. The Republic of Ireland made their first appearance at this years Euro2016 tournament, and I do have them - twice! - in sweepstakes. But even so, it left me feeling dirty and soiled. Third, I played the drums beyond the time that I would consider to be sociable. Philippa had narked me off you see, and nothing dispels marital discomfort like a thwack or two on the old skins. I completely ignored the clock on the garage wall and trilled away ‘tiI I was sated and sweaty.
So if any of my neighbours are reading this and I disturbed you last night, I apologise.

RC 14-6-16