Every time I overhear an innuendo at work I write it down in a little book. Then, in dark moments, I can look at a few of them and smile.
Here are some of my favourites from the first half of 2015:
“I went a bit too fast and shot my load on the roundabout”
“He was right up my arse all the way from the junction to the bypass”
“My axle can’t take another pounding”
“I had my boyfriend there up front and three of his mates in the back”
“He bounced me around so hard I cracked my head on the ceiling”
RC 10-6-15
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