Les

I watched the TV special about Les Dawson last week and fell in love with his humour all over again. I’ve just spent 12 hours online watching every single clip of him on YouTube. The rest of this blog posting will be a collection of one-liners I’ve tried writing in his honour…

“I wouldn’t say my mother-in-law is fat but when she walks in a bathroom the toilet cries”
“I watched a Justin Beiber concert last night. I wouldn‘t say his audience were young but I’ve seen more pubic hair in a creche.”
“I had to sit in a managers meeting at work today. I haven’t seen that many arseholes together in one place since I stopped cleaning the windows at the haemorrhoid clinic.”
“I’m so unlucky. I worked as a mechanic for the RAC and my van broke down”
“I wouldn’t say my mother-in-law is ugly…. but everybody else would”

RC 5-7-13