Tuesday, 26 March 2013

a list of thoughts


I hate to go on about food again, but when I taste fresh strawberries and kiwi fruit together, that’s when I know there is a God.

This must be the longest, darkest Winter ever. The weather is still Antarctic, but we’re just days away from British Summer Time. One day I will realise that as I’ve survived this Winter without topping myself, I can probably survive anything.

Our minds aren't designed to cope with modern life and we're constantly being conditioned to want more and expect more of ourselves; therefore when we don't get what we think we want or achieve what we think we should achieve we feel unfulfilled and inadequate. 

9 months from today it’ll be Boxing Day 

..and some free advice for men

Things You Can Say To Your Girlfriend That Are Guaranteed To Upset Her:

“Men just aren’t designed for marriage”
“I’d like to use your clitoris as a nose-rest”

RC 26-3-13

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