Tuesday, 14 August 2012

The laziness of the modern English housewife


I had a bit of a tidy-round in the kitchen this morning. 
David and Becky have so many pointless electrical items it’s scary. No wonder they’ve had to take a high-paid job in Hong Kong for a year - they need the money to pay off their QVC bill.
In one cupboard they have a food blender, a hand-held food blender, a mini-blender, a plug-in carrot-slicer, a battery-powered herb chopper and ‘a chip shaper’
The whole lot must have cost about two grand. And the amazing thing is, I have ONE tool that can do all those jobs, and it only cost me about 90p. 
IT’S CALLED A KNIFE!

RC 14-8-12

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