Rory's Xmas Haiku 2011

Christmas is coming
I’m as happy as a child
and drunk as a skunk

Philippa and I
Cooking Christmas lunch for two
I really can’t wait!

Midnight Mass in church:
Religious people line up
to eat their saviour

Turkey and stuffing
Make a gorgeous gravy meal
But a crap sandwich

My challenge this year:
Eat enough mince pies to kill
a pride of lions

RC 22-12-11