Pissed lists

To take my mind off the interview, and the job, and whether or not I’ll get it, and whether or not I want it, I’ve been doing two things - drinking lots of lager, and writing some new Rory Lists. Here we go:

6 books that wouldn’t be very long
‘The Katie Price Guide to Celibacy’
‘Avoiding Over-Exposure’ by David Mitchell
‘How to be Humble’ by Alastair Campbell
‘Straight and sober’ by Graham Norton
‘The Burden of Being Beautiful’ by Andrew Marr
‘How to Go One Week Without Appearing On TV Or Releasing A Book’ by Jamie Oliver

5 Phrases I haven’t heard since middle school
Jam-rag
Chin-rub
Homework
Detention
Shit-stabber

4 things I’d rather do than watch the Royal Wedding
Sleep
Eat
Cycle
Die

3 men who would be very good Kings
Tom Jones
Stephen Fry
Rupert Everett

..and 2 men who wouldn’t
Prince Charles
Jamie Oliver

1 Amusing Anagram of ‘Kate Middleton’
Monk Tea-tiddle

RC 28-4-11