Counting down

It’s getting near the end of the year, so we’ll be inundated with ‘Best Of’s and ‘Worst Of’s and “Ten best-selling Simon Cowell shitstains of the year” and so on.. So I’m getting in early with a List Of My Own:

5 Best Lines I’ve Overheard This Year:

“Everyone’s body works differently, but if your piss is coming out like golden syrup, it’s time to go to the doctor”
“I mean - Nelson Mandela - what‘s he ever done for black people?”
“If God had meant me to cut the grass, he would have made my penis a Flymo”
“The next person who asks me if I’m putting on weight is going to spend the rest of their life trying to pull my left foot out of their arsehole”
“Cheryl Cole is not a good role model for young girls in this country - she’s just a whining, skanky slut”

RC 21-12-10