Wet stuff

We’ve had loads of snow in Norfolk over the past few days. It’s been so festive and joyous I’ve been inspired to pen some Snowy Haiku:

The snowflakes fall down
And children’s hearts are lifted
When their school is closed

Snowmen look like clouds
That have fallen down to Earth
And become statues

I threw a snowball
At the back of Hannah's head
I’m a bad brother

When I was a child
Snow made my life feel better
AND IT STILL DOES NOW!

Cold makes me horny
Shame it makes my cock shrink too
God can be so cruel

I'm a legend.

RC 23-12-09