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The 3-course meal I would order if I knew I was about to be executed:

Starter:
Cream of stilton and broccoli soup, with deep-fried panini croutons and a glass of sparkling white.
Main:
Seared sirloin steak with grilled mushrooms, thick-cut chips and a side salad, accompanied by a bottle of deep red, preferably Pinot Noir.
Dessert:
American-style blueberry cheesecake with a bucket full of double cream laced with brandy.

And to follow – a cheeseboard the size of Alaska, which I would gorge myself on until my stomach split and I bled to death internally, thereby nullifying the need for the lethal injection.

Now I’m hungry.

RC 29-9-09