MML (except this one)

Has anyone noticed that my recent blog entries have been exactly 250 words long? I bet you haven't. I've been spending hours editing and re-writing to achieve this new obsessive behaviour pattern and I bet there isn't one person in the world of the web who has realised.
You're all unappreciative, and I hate you.

I've been doing this blog since March last year and I've finally worked how to set the 'time of posting' to British Standard Time. In my ignorance (and being too lazy to investigate further) I assumed it was run from an American server that automatically set everything to Pacific or Eastern US time. Then I took a quick trip around the 'settings' section and bugger me if you can't change just about everything! The more modern-minded of you will be shaking your heads sadly now and muttering about how ungeeky and embarrassing I am and how people like me should be banned from the Internet forever. You may be right, but at least I got there in the end. At this rate, I may be on MySpace by Christmas.

Jared sent me an excited text this morning. Apparently we have a new girl starting on our shift tomorrow night. She recently transferred to the region from a stint at Head Office and she's a real go-getter. I assume she's taken on the position I was asked to apply for. Jared met her at her induction day on Friday and says she's 'hot to trot' and that he can't wait to 'peel her potatoes.'
When I work out what that means, I promise I'll get back to you.

RC 28-6-09