A-Z Of My Favourite Foods, Part 1

A is for Avocado – its tasty, versatile, and healthy (well you can’t have everything)
B is for Breakfast – cheating slightly, but it allows me to chip in with sausages, fried eggs, mushrooms, fried bread, baked beans, bacon, black pudding. (Breakfast without Black Pudding is like Masturbation without Mayfair)
C is for Custard. The King Of All Things
D is for Dick, Spotted. My favourite dessert, my favourite innuendo
E is for Everything Else. If it’s not somewhere else on this list, it doesn’t mean I don’t want it to be.
F is for Fennel. I’m not a fan of herbs, but this is a winner. Maybe because it tastes like ouzo, so it reminds me of my mothers breath.
G is for Golden Syrup. There are very few things it cannot improve. Except teeth.
H is for Houmous. Like eating a Greek man’s four-day old spunk, but damn good in a sandwich with some gammon.
I is for Ice Cream. My friend and my comfort, in good times and bad
J is for jam. A silofull of sugar with a spoonful of fruit.
K is for Kettle Chips. Technically a brand name, but one worth praising to the hilt. (sponsorship of this blog is still up for grabs, by the way)
L is for Leerdammer. The ultimate cheese for a toasted cheese sandwich.
M is for Mum’s Pot Roast. She may have ruined most of my adult life and departed under a stench-ridden cloud of embarrassment, but she did make a damn good pot roast. Mainly cos she used real Pot…

to be continued..

RC 15-8-08
2003 BST