Friday, 8 March 2019

The Return of The Legend that is Fri-ku


Another weekend
I’ll spend time with family
and eating shitloads

Brexit is boring.
Like a smelly nappy change,
I just want it done.

Poor Theresa May
Fifty per cent voted ‘Leave’
But it’s all her fault

Wintry weather week
Wind like Poseidon farting
Rain like Satan’s tears

All drinks can appeal
With only two exceptions
Liebfraumilch and gin

RC 8-3-19

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