Friday, 1 March 2019

Puny puns


After VEGANuary and then FebruDAIRY, thank God we’re into a month without some stupid ***ing play-on-words food challenge attached to it.
I have nothing against veganism, but I got so sick of having people ram it down my throat during January that I’ve decided to fight back – by eating as much meat this year as possible.
This will culminate in a little something I’m calling ‘OctoBeef’ when I plan to spend the tenth month of the year eating cow for every meal, and I mean literally every meal. Can’t wait for those minced-beef-on-toast breakfasts….

RC 1-3-19

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