Navel gazing no more

My last few blogs have been a bit heavy and introspective haven’t they? Sorry about that! If you’re a regular reader you’ll know that I do sometimes go through these spells of darkness and confusion, and as my blog postings tend to reflect my moods and thoughts, during those times I write accordingly. 
To try and redress the balance though - I’ve spent today writing some light-hearted haiku, which I personally think are quite amusing. I hope you agree:

The Summertime blues
Make Rory write like a twat
Make his blog boring

Indiana Jones
Should have stopped making movies
After the third one

I would like a dog
But I don’t want to walk it
Or clear up it’s shit

If I was richer
I would hire Rachel Riley
To add up for me

Cucumber sandwich:
Only eaten by posh folk
and vegan children

RC 6-8-13