Some lists...

The 5 Best Things About Living With Your Girlfriend:


Waking up with her beside you.
Being there to cheer her up when she’s had a rough day at work.
Having her there to cheer you up when you’ve had a rough day at work.
Cuddling up with the knowledge that one of won’t have to go home soon.
Seeing her every day.

The 5 Worst Things About Living With Your Girlfriend:

Putting up with her manic house cleaning ritual every other day.
The slime in the bath as a result of her using 27 different products while having a shower.
Not being able to escape when she’s having ‘one of those lady days’
Having to wait two hours while she gets ready to go out.
Seeing her every day.

And following on from yesterday’s blog, here’s FIVE THINGS THAT LOOK THE SAME LEAVING YOUR BODY FROM YOUR ANUS AS THEY DID ON THE WAY IN THROUGH YOUR MOUTH:

Sweetcorn
Peanut Butter
Apple pips
Angel Delight
Guinness

RC 12-7-12