The year has half gone.
At work, we’re already having meetings about Christmas.
I sit there in the office with a pen in my hand listening to management droning on and I try to think of elaborate, painless ways to kill myself.
My favourite so far is to take an extraordinary amount of tranquilisers and then drown in a silo full of melted Snickers bars. Possibly while dressed as Spider-Man.
Any other suggestions welcome..
RC 2-7-12
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