Proverbially speaking

I had one of those “I’m bored at work and happen to have a pen and paper in my pocket” moments today, so here are some brand new proverbs I’ve invented.
Make of them what you will….


“Sharks swim deepest in murky waters”
“Being a Buddhist doesn’t make you a bender”
“Better a wise sheep than a pregnant owl”
“Two heads are better than six fingers“
“Only a man with the breath of a lion can resist the advance of a tiger”
“Idle hands make thicker porridge”
“All poofs are not poets; but all poets are poofs”
“Never put off until tomorrow what you can get the weekend girl who fancies you to do for free on Sunday”
“Open minds make open wounds (and vice versa)”
“Never step in a puddle if your wellies were made in a desert”
“A ‘short, sharp shock’ is never the answer… unless the question you’re asking is ‘What do you get if you cross your tongue with a 9Volt battery’”
“Older… wiser… wetter…”


RC 27-5-12