A little list.... or two

THINGS GUARANTEED TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH IF YOU SAY THEM WHILE THEY ARE DRUNK:

BOOBY TRAP backwards is PARTY BOOB

THINGS WE SHOULD ALL KNOW, BUT THAT IT DOESN’T HURT TO BE REMINDED OF OCCASIONALLY…

Electrical items tend to work a lot better if you make sure you plug them in before using them..

AND A QUICK CHEERFUL HAIKU:

The clock keeps ticking
Counting away our life’s days
Until we reach death

RC 10-5-12