Wish I had a girlfriend

I’m drunk. And bored. It’s dark, so I can’t go cycling, and I haven’t been paid yet, and my bank account is empty, so I have no money, so I can’t go out anywhere, and we don’t have SkyTV, and there’s nothing on normal telly, and I don’t fancy watching any of my DVDs, and I’m bored. I would drink more, but I’ve drunk it all. What a crap day.

RC 15-3-10