Not quite as noble

I was bored today at work, so I came up with this:

RORY’S ALTERNATIVE TO THE NOBEL PRIZE

Every year I will award a ‘RORY’ prize to people who have advanced our knowledge or given us pleasure in the following fields:

1. THE ENJOYMENT AND EXPOSURE OF THE FEMALE FORM
2. THE ENHANCEMENT AND EXPRESSION OF THE JOYS OF CHEESE
3. THE CELEBRATION OF STUPIDITY IN ALL ITS FORMS
4. LAZINESS

Nominations for the 2010 Awards are open now...

RC 31-3-10