the rambling haiku results of an insomniac Saturday night..

In the hospital
they give you MRSA
then they send you home

Why does a new job
always entail learning things
that are wastes of time?

Who were ‘The Darkness’?
Why did they turn from music?
Why have they come back?

Why do the English
think things can be made better
by a cup of tea?

Nothing on this earth
can keep you awake all night
like insomnia

May has been wintry
while April was like summer
Where has the sun gone?

Love is like a bee
It gives you a painful sting
Then rapidly dies

I like bird-watching
But some obsessive twitchers
Are just mad perverts

If we took the cash
that women waste on make-up
We could build more schools

Most sport is boring
The only one worth watching
is beach volleyball
　
RC 29-5-11