It genuinely scares me how quickly time flies by in the Spring months. It feels like only two hours ago that I was asking 'Where did April go?' and now we're nearly halfway through May.
If I was elected God (and who knows, maybe one day I shall be) the first thing I would do would be to install humans with a remote control device with which they could alter the flow of time. Winters could be sped up so we could get through them quicker, and March until October could be run at x0.5 so they would last longer. A beautiful sunset could be paused and a painful dental visit could be skipped completely. Your best days could be replayed and your worst experiences deleted.
Imagine if God was an elected position? It would make things fairer, spiritually. After a brief spell in the afterlife, you would be eligible for nomination as a candidate. Your experiences on Earth would make you ideally placed to make decisions about how things were run, and you could put your case forward to your fellow angelic beings and ask for their support and their votes. Surely that would be better than having a God that stayed in situ for countless millennia? People are saying Vladimir Putin has gone mad after two decades in absolute power of Russia, imagine what would happen to someone who had been in complete charge of everything since light first touched land?
It makes much more sense to me to have the position of God limited to a particular pre-agreed term of office. (Assuming God exists at all, of course, which I doubt, but you never know for sure.)
RC 12-5-22
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