Tuesday, 26 February 2019

Pointed, and a paradox


Two different views that I’ve recently heard expressed. (I’m not yet sure which one I think is the wisest):
FROM AN ELDERLY WOMAN: “The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his dick.”
FROM AN ELDERLY MAN: “I’ve been alive for 85 years now, and this is what I’ve learnt – every woman wants to find a bad boy that can also be her knight in shining armour; every man wants to find a blushing virgin who can also be a tiger in the bedroom. They’re both searching for something impossible. That’s why every relationship is doomed from the start.”

RC 26-2-19

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