Monday, 18 June 2018

June is going too quickly


We had a walk yesterday at a place in Norfolk where you can meet alpacas. They call it ‘trekking’ but all you actually do is hold a leash and lead them through the middle of a town. I don’t know much about alpacas but I’m pretty sure that’s not their natural environment. I can’t imagine that in their homeland of Peru they’re often tied to a length of rope and marched on pavements through a busy seaside town.
Anyway – they charge you £30 an hour to have a go. It got me thinking about other strange activities I might be able to offer the public as a way of earning money by tapping into their need for bizarre, unusual and braggable-about encounters.
How about these?:

Guinea pig wrestling
Hamster juggling
Iguana Interactive Yoga
Walking with Grasshoppers
Sculpting dogs out of butter
Banana shaving.

I’m gonna make a fortune

RC 18-6-18

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